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Emptrix Staff Administrator
Posts : 1218 Points : 1916 Reputation : 13 Join date : 2009-05-09 Age : 33 Location : The World That Never Was
| Subject: Re: Jesteriie's Quiz time [#1]! Fri Jan 22, 2010 4:28 pm | |
| Cause its for humans | |
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lilshorty The Serenade
Posts : 49 Points : 55 Reputation : 1 Join date : 2009-12-27 Age : 27 Location : woodlands
| Subject: Re: Jesteriie's Quiz time [#1]! Fri Jan 22, 2010 9:23 pm | |
| we were smart till it came in!! | |
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xLara The Serenade
Posts : 325 Points : 402 Reputation : 6 Join date : 2009-10-29 Age : 31 Location : Singapore
| Subject: Re: Jesteriie's Quiz time [#1]! Sat Jan 23, 2010 12:51 pm | |
| - lilshorty wrote:
- we were smart till it came in!!
I AGREE~! | |
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ice rico The Serenade
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| Subject: Re: Jesteriie's Quiz time [#1]! Sat Jan 23, 2010 2:56 pm | |
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lilshorty The Serenade
Posts : 49 Points : 55 Reputation : 1 Join date : 2009-12-27 Age : 27 Location : woodlands
| Subject: Re: Jesteriie's Quiz time [#1]! Sat Jan 23, 2010 3:16 pm | |
| hehehe...and err..HOW THE HECK U ALL PUT SIGNATURE!!! | |
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Heartiexx The Serenade
Posts : 93 Points : 105 Reputation : 5 Join date : 2009-05-13 Age : 26 Location : Singapore :P
| Subject: Re: Jesteriie's Quiz time [#1]! Sat Jan 23, 2010 3:17 pm | |
| We go school to have fun | |
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lilshorty The Serenade
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| Subject: Re: Jesteriie's Quiz time [#1]! Sat Jan 23, 2010 3:34 pm | |
| FOR FRIENDS!!! | |
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H.Jakoko princess Lightning
Posts : 565 Points : 605 Reputation : 5 Join date : 2009-06-20 Age : 113 Location : In Dreams
| Subject: Re: Jesteriie's Quiz time [#1]! Sat Jan 23, 2010 9:47 pm | |
| cause its the onli fun place there is to go | |
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Jesteriie The Serenade
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H.Jakoko princess Lightning
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| Subject: Re: Jesteriie's Quiz time [#1]! Sun Jan 24, 2010 3:55 pm | |
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xLara The Serenade
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| Subject: Re: Jesteriie's Quiz time [#1]! Sun Jan 24, 2010 6:53 pm | |
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lilshorty The Serenade
Posts : 49 Points : 55 Reputation : 1 Join date : 2009-12-27 Age : 27 Location : woodlands
| Subject: Re: Jesteriie's Quiz time [#1]! Mon Jan 25, 2010 5:06 pm | |
| wa lau...tis kinda ans...hey hey...i put link for signature le..but it does not come up D: | |
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xLara The Serenade
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| Subject: Re: Jesteriie's Quiz time [#1]! Mon Jan 25, 2010 5:33 pm | |
| - lilshorty wrote:
- wa lau...tis kinda ans...hey hey...i put link for signature le..but it does not come up D:
did you set something in "profile" my "preferences" need to select it to attach signature or something~ | |
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H.Jakoko princess Lightning
Posts : 565 Points : 605 Reputation : 5 Join date : 2009-06-20 Age : 113 Location : In Dreams
| Subject: Re: Jesteriie's Quiz time [#1]! Mon Jan 25, 2010 6:24 pm | |
| if your sig is a pic URL u nid put [image] at start of link and [/image] at end | |
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lilshorty The Serenade
Posts : 49 Points : 55 Reputation : 1 Join date : 2009-12-27 Age : 27 Location : woodlands
| Subject: Re: Jesteriie's Quiz time [#1]! Wed Jan 27, 2010 5:47 pm | |
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lilshorty The Serenade
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| Subject: Re: Jesteriie's Quiz time [#1]! Sat Jan 30, 2010 12:21 pm | |
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Jesteriie The Serenade
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| Subject: Re: Jesteriie's Quiz time [#1]! Sat Jan 30, 2010 1:10 pm | |
| Here's a joke.
Once during the gulf war, the President of USA, and the Prime Ministers of UK and Singapore were travelling on a warship that was cruising near S.Arabia. The 3 were talking about how brave their soldiers were; their discussion soon turned into an argument where each wanted to prove the bravery of their own soldiers. The Pres. of USA said, "let me show u what is guts", where upon he called his Colonel and said " Jump into the sea and swim 3 rounds around this ship!". The Colonel replied "Anything for Uncle Sam, Sir", jumped into the shark infested sea and swam 3 rounds around the ship, with the sharks chasing him like mad! After the successful 3 rounds, the Colonel came up to the deck and said, "I did it for Uncle Sam Mr.President!". The proud US President replied "That's what I call guts!". The Prime Minister of UK was pissed. He had to show. He called his 3-star General and said "General, jump into the sea and swim 10 rounds around This ship!". The General replied "Anything for the Queen, Sir", jumped into the shark infested sea and swam 10 rounds around the ship, with the sharks chasing him like gila!(lunatic). After the successful 10 rounds the 3-star General came up to the deck and said, "Long Live the Queen!". The proud UK PM replied "That's what I call guts!" The Prime Minister of Singapore cannot tahan. He had to show that his soldiers have it too. He called one of his Private, Ah Beng and said "Soldier, jump into the sea and swim 50 rounds around this ship!". The Private replied "Oi, you siao(crazy) izzit? I juz bought my condo and I am paying through my nose. Now, U want me to jump and die? If u want to Hao lian (show off), you jump into the sea yourself! @#*&%F!........The Singapore PM grinned and said "Now,that's what I call guts!" | |
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H.Jakoko princess Lightning
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| Subject: Re: Jesteriie's Quiz time [#1]! Sun Jan 31, 2010 4:51 pm | |
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lilshorty The Serenade
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| Subject: Re: Jesteriie's Quiz time [#1]! Sat Feb 06, 2010 3:46 pm | |
| my bro like this joke alot...he kip saying sia | |
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H.Jakoko princess Lightning
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| Subject: Re: Jesteriie's Quiz time [#1]! Sat Feb 06, 2010 10:16 pm | |
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Jesteriie The Serenade
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| Subject: Re: Jesteriie's Quiz time [#1]! Sun Feb 07, 2010 2:30 am | |
| - lilshorty wrote:
- my bro like this joke alot...he kip saying sia
LMFAO! | |
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Jesteriie The Serenade
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| Subject: Re: Jesteriie's Quiz time [#1]! Thu Mar 04, 2010 4:30 pm | |
| One day Joe went out to Orchard Road wearing his favourite pair of sneakers. He saw this girl pass by him as he was boarding the MRT and was smitten immediately - love at first sight. He went back to tell his friends and they were all curious to know about the girl. "Is she very cute, like Yang Chen Ling?" "Nope." "Is she very sexy, like Jessica Alba?" "Nope." "But you don't even know her yet! If she's not cute or sexy, what made you so attracted to her?", his friends were all dumbfounded. "Well, she was wearing the exact same pair of sneakers that I was wearing that day..." , Joe said. "WHAT???!!!", his friends exclaimed. "Yeah...the moment I saw her I knew we were sole mates..." | |
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xLara The Serenade
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ChocoMiko The Serenade
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| Subject: Re: Jesteriie's Quiz time [#1]! Thu Mar 04, 2010 7:17 pm | |
| - Jesteriie wrote:
- One day Joe went out to Orchard Road wearing his favourite pair of sneakers.
He saw this girl pass by him as he was boarding the MRT and was smitten immediately - love at first sight. He went back to tell his friends and they were all curious to know about the girl. "Is she very cute, like Yang Chen Ling?" "Nope." "Is she very sexy, like Jessica Alba?" "Nope." "But you don't even know her yet! If she's not cute or sexy, what made you so attracted to her?", his friends were all dumbfounded. "Well, she was wearing the exact same pair of sneakers that I was wearing that day..." , Joe said. "WHAT???!!!", his friends exclaimed. "Yeah...the moment I saw her I knew we were sole mates..." Verieee FUNNY! lol! | |
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H.Jakoko princess Lightning
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| Subject: Re: Jesteriie's Quiz time [#1]! Thu Mar 04, 2010 9:47 pm | |
| ==? well it IS a joke section.. | |
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Jesteriie The Serenade
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| Subject: Re: Jesteriie's Quiz time [#1]! Fri Mar 05, 2010 10:42 pm | |
| A guy called Psycho went to learn types of therapy. He managed to graduate from the medical school and he thought of opening a clinic. He told the contractor that he would like to have his signboard written as "psychotherapist". The contractor later found the words too long and decided to break the words. The next day.. Psycho went to see his new clinic and had a shock! This was what he had seen on his sigboard. 'PSYCHO THE RAPIST' | |
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ChocoMiko The Serenade
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| Subject: Re: Jesteriie's Quiz time [#1]! Sat Mar 06, 2010 10:41 am | |
| - Jesteriie wrote:
- A guy called Psycho went to learn types of therapy.
He managed to graduate from the medical school and he thought of opening a clinic. He told the contractor that he would like to have his signboard written as "psychotherapist". The contractor later found the words too long and decided to break the words. The next day.. Psycho went to see his new clinic and had a shock! This was what he had seen on his sigboard. 'PSYCHO THE RAPIST' omgwd!! | |
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Jesteriie The Serenade
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| Subject: Re: Jesteriie's Quiz time [#1]! Sat Mar 06, 2010 10:00 pm | |
| A docter, George Bush, a Preist, and a little boy were on a plane when it started having engine trouble. In spite of the best efforts of the pilot the plane started to go down. Unfortunetly there were only 3 parachutes remaining. The docter grabbed one and said. "I am a docter, I save lives so I deserve to live." And jumped out. Bush then said, " I am the President and I am the smartest man in the world, so I deserve to live." and jumped out. The priest looked at the boy and said " My son I haved lived a long life, and you have a whole life to live, so you take the parachute." The boy handed the parachute back to the priest and said "No worries father, the "smartest man in the world" just took off with my backpack." | |
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H.Jakoko princess Lightning
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| Subject: Re: Jesteriie's Quiz time [#1]! Sat Mar 06, 2010 10:02 pm | |
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