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PostSubject: Re: LOTSA JOKES   Mon Feb 22, 2010 7:24 pm

what do you get when you cross an alligator and a camera?
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PostSubject: Re: LOTSA JOKES   Mon Feb 22, 2010 8:06 pm

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what do you get when you jump into the Red Sea?

Get wet.
CORRECT!

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PostSubject: Re: LOTSA JOKES   Mon Feb 22, 2010 8:14 pm

ice rico wrote:
what do you get when you cross an alligator and a camera?

Picture?
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PostSubject: Re: LOTSA JOKES   Tue Feb 23, 2010 4:29 pm

an escalator~! XD
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PostSubject: Re: LOTSA JOKES   Wed Feb 24, 2010 5:57 pm

xlara wrote :
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an escalator~! XD

no link lei o.o
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PostSubject: Re: LOTSA JOKES   Wed Feb 24, 2010 7:36 pm

LOLOLOL!
eh a picture of the alligator ;D
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PostSubject: Re: LOTSA JOKES   Wed Feb 24, 2010 8:01 pm

Snapshot!
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PostSubject: Re: LOTSA JOKES   Wed Feb 24, 2010 8:03 pm

When does B come after U?
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PostSubject: Re: LOTSA JOKES   Thu Feb 25, 2010 2:49 pm

When you disturb the b or you steal it's honey.
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PostSubject: Re: LOTSA JOKES   Fri Feb 26, 2010 4:31 pm

when you steal its honey!
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PostSubject: Re: LOTSA JOKES   Sat Feb 27, 2010 11:38 am

what is the hardest part about sky diving???
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PostSubject: Re: LOTSA JOKES   Sat Feb 27, 2010 11:45 am

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what is the hardest part about sky diving???
the starting of it? (:
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PostSubject: Re: LOTSA JOKES   Sat Feb 27, 2010 10:09 pm

Landing..

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PostSubject: Re: LOTSA JOKES   Sun Feb 28, 2010 1:34 pm

The Ground.
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PostSubject: Re: LOTSA JOKES   Sun Feb 28, 2010 3:44 pm

ice rico wrote:
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Good one. Wonder how you get those questions their all so well-planned and amusing.
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PostSubject: Re: LOTSA JOKES   Wed Mar 03, 2010 4:15 pm

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a caterpillar?
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PostSubject: Re: LOTSA JOKES   Sat Apr 24, 2010 9:27 pm

WELL?ANY ANSWERS?
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PostSubject: Re: LOTSA JOKES   Sat Apr 24, 2010 10:40 pm

a chicken (the caterpillar in the chicken's stomache)

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PostSubject: Re: LOTSA JOKES   Sun Apr 25, 2010 10:01 am

The Answer Is:Drumsticks of everyone!
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PostSubject: Re: LOTSA JOKES   Sun Apr 25, 2010 10:02 am

Xeno wrote:
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Good one. Wonder how you get those questions their all so well-planned and amusing.
thats for me 2 know and for u to find out!
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PostSubject: Re: LOTSA JOKES   Sun Apr 25, 2010 10:04 am

I JUST HAVE ONE KNOCK KNOCK .I JUST HAVE ONE KNOCK KNOCK JOKE THAT I FIND QUITE AMUSING.HERE IT GOES:


KNOCK,KNOCK!
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PostSubject: Re: LOTSA JOKES   Sun Apr 25, 2010 1:43 pm

ice rico wrote:
Xeno wrote:
ice rico wrote:
The Ground.
Good one. Wonder how you get those questions their all so well-planned and amusing.
thats for me 2 know and for u to find out!
Nice. Got it.

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I JUST HAVE ONE KNOCK KNOCK .I JUST HAVE ONE KNOCK KNOCK JOKE THAT I FIND QUITE AMUSING.HERE IT GOES:


KNOCK,KNOCK!
Whose there?
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PostSubject: Re: LOTSA JOKES   Mon Apr 26, 2010 5:35 pm

Xeno wrote:
ice rico wrote:
Xeno wrote:
ice rico wrote:
The Ground.
Good one. Wonder how you get those questions their all so well-planned and amusing.
thats for me 2 know and for u to find out!
Nice. Got it.

ice rico wrote:
I JUST HAVE ONE KNOCK KNOCK .I JUST HAVE ONE KNOCK KNOCK JOKE THAT I FIND QUITE AMUSING.HERE IT GOES:


KNOCK,KNOCK!
Whose there?
Little Old Lady.
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PostSubject: Re: LOTSA JOKES   Mon Apr 26, 2010 7:45 pm

Nice joke but i don't get it?

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PostSubject: Re: LOTSA JOKES   Tue Apr 27, 2010 7:20 pm

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Nice joke but i don't get it?
ur suppose to say little old lady WHO? -,-'''
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PostSubject: Re: LOTSA JOKES   Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:43 pm

Ok Now The Joke Is Kind Of Tricky And Has More Words...



Here Goes:

A horse is tied to a five meter rope in front of an old saloon. Six meters behind the horse is a bale of hay. Without breaking his rope, the horse is able to eat the hay whenever he chooses. How is this possible?
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PostSubject: Re: LOTSA JOKES   Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:10 am

Cos the horse's neck is long (:
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PostSubject: Re: LOTSA JOKES   Wed Jun 23, 2010 3:55 pm

ice rico wrote:
Ok Now The Joke Is Kind Of Tricky And Has More Words...



Here Goes:

A horse is tied to a five meter rope in front of an old saloon. Six meters behind the horse is a bale of hay. Without breaking his rope, the horse is able to eat the hay whenever he chooses. How is this possible?

The horse was a unicorn.
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PostSubject: Re: LOTSA JOKES   Wed Jun 23, 2010 3:57 pm

The Rope Was Not Tied To Anything!
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PostSubject: Re: LOTSA JOKES   Wed Jun 23, 2010 4:29 pm

ice rico wrote:
The Rope Was Not Tied To Anything!
HAHAHAHAHAHAS ! Nice JOKe
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PostSubject: Re: LOTSA JOKES   Thu Jun 24, 2010 12:29 am

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. Hahahahha ;D
clap clap .
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PostSubject: Re: LOTSA JOKES   Thu Jun 24, 2010 2:35 pm

What sort of star is dangerous? This Is A Joke Question.


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PostSubject: Re: LOTSA JOKES   Thu Jun 24, 2010 2:41 pm

Now, I Will Tell The Answer To These Jokes Here Becos' It's Very Lame And I'm Sure U Guys Will Figure Out The Answer.


Joke 1.What did the Pacific Ocean Say To the Atlantic Ocean?

Answer: Nothing,it just waved.

Joke 2. Why Was The Butcher Worried?

Answer: His Job Was At Steak.

Joke 3.Can February March?

Answer: No,But April May.
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PostSubject: Re: LOTSA JOKES   Sun Jul 11, 2010 11:33 pm

what did the mouse say to the webcam?
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PostSubject: Re: LOTSA JOKES   Thu Mar 31, 2011 4:51 pm

THE JOKE POST IN NO MORE UNTIL SOMEONE WANTS MORE... Very Happy
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